Phone Tap: Gimme Your Stereo

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Jeff calls a guy who is selling a stereo on Facebook Marketplace... He's shown up at his place while he’s not home to demand he sell it to him, NOW!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
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0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.
0:13.8	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.3	Whenever you post stuff on Facebook Marketplace or any online forum for sale,
0:20.5	you hear people say how horrible it is.
0:24.2	Yeah, seriously.
0:25.2	Because you immediately get 10 emails all with low ball offers.
0:29.0	Right.
0:29.6	And then one weird guy who says, I'll trade you my cat and 50 nickels for it.
0:35.8	But not today.
0:38.1	Today, I'm the buyer and I want to pay full price for a guy's stereo.
0:44.0	Hey, that's great.
0:45.0	Only caveat is, he's not there and I'm already at his house.
0:49.9	Wait a minute.
0:50.8	So maybe I can just pop in and grab it real quick.
0:53.1	What's the big deal?
0:56.1	It's your phone chat right now.
0:57.4	It's another phone tab.
0:59.5	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
1:02.0	Hello?
1:05.4	Hey, you're selling the stereo system on Craigslist, right?
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