Phone Tap: Front Lawn Flex Show

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 31 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Today’s Phone Tap victim keeps seeing their neighbor working out shirtless in his front lawn every single day, so we’re calling to tell him his wife needs to keep her eyes to HERSELF!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	We were contacted by a woman who says every day on her drive home, she sees the most ridiculous thing.
0:22.7	A guy on her street standing shirtless in his front yard.
0:27.4	Oh, wow.
0:28.4	Not gardening.
0:30.0	He's working out.
0:31.5	Pumping iron with actual weights and everything.
0:35.4	Get it, buddy.
0:36.0	I was going to say, the girls aren't complaining.
0:37.6	Why is that?
0:38.4	Oh, awkward.
0:40.0	On the front lawn?
0:41.7	Not everybody has the, you know,
0:43.7	bouginess to have a back lawn, Jeff.
0:45.9	Maybe he just needs to get it on.
0:47.4	We're about inside the house.
0:49.3	I don't know.
0:50.8	She's already mentioned this to her husband multiple times, and he's seen him too.
0:55.2	So we thought it might be funny if we called the husband and said, hey, have your wife stop checking me out?
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