Phone Tap: Doorbell Roulette

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Improv, Relationships

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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In your Phone Tap we’re pranking a guy who just wants a little help installing his new doorbell, but we’ve heard these kind of complaints before and we’re FED UP!

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call.
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.3	Today we call a guy who ordered a doorbell online.
0:19.3	He spent an entire Saturday afternoon installing it, follow the directions to the tea,
0:24.6	and guess what?
0:25.9	What?
0:26.2	It doesn't work.
0:27.6	Oh, I'm sure it's not his fault.
0:29.6	So he sent a message to customer service, and thankfully, his neighbor told us that he did that.
0:35.8	Oh!
0:36.3	That way, we can call him and offer some helpful but snarky advice in your phone tap right now.
0:42.2	It's another phone tap.
0:43.7	And weekday mornings on the 20s.
0:46.9	Hello?
0:48.2	Hi, Nick.
0:50.0	This is Nick.
0:51.2	Hey, I'm calling from Lik's Hardware Customer Care Center.
0:56.1	Yes, thank you. Yeah, I'm calling from Lik's hardware customer care center. Yes, thank you.
1:00.4	Yeah, we got your message about an issue that you're having with your doorbell.
1:07.7	Yeah, I ordered it online and I followed the directions to a T and it's just, it doesn't work.
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