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He works as a supervisor for a tour guide company.

Okay.

They have visitors do bus tours all over town.

But today, he's about to meet the latest person that he's going to be overseeing.

It's a young man with a made-up health condition called doptychulitis.

Oh, no.

Oh, I love this, but I also feel bad for this guy. If you've not heard of that, that's where Jose's talking completely normal, but suddenly breaks out into an uncontrollable beatbox. It's crazy. I don't know how I can control it. Oh, my God. Well, we're going to see how this guy handles it in your phone tap right now. It's another phone tap.

In the weekday mornings on the 20s.

Hello.

Hi, is this Greg, the manager's city tours?

This is he.

Hi, how are you?

How is your vacation?

It was okay. Who's calling? Oh, I'm sorry. Silly meme. My name's Marty Bartlett, and they hired me as your newest tour guide. Oh, okay, okay. Yeah, Lisa told me that she had to hire someone. Yeah, that's me. They hired me while you were on vacation. That's why I asked how it was. Okay, cool. Yeah, everything was okay. Good. Well, first off, sir, I want to say welcome back. And secondly, I really want to do a good job for you. So I actually took the route on my bike today, just so I could practice, you know? That's impressive. Good for you. Thanks. I kind of trying to take initiative.

By the way, I love that the first stop on the tour is the rat is the rat, uh, brick, break a fricker, fricking roundabout.

Excuse me.

Brick a roundabout.

That is a beautiful scene.

What was that?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Did I mispronounce roundabout?

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