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Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

Phone Tap: Daycare Dilemma

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

iHeartPodcasts

Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7880 Ratings

🗓️ 5 September 2022

⏱️ 5 minutes

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Summary

As a parent there’s nothing more precious than seeing your child achieve new milestones. So today, Brooke is calling a daycare to accuse them of STEALING those memories from her!

Transcript

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0:00.0

1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.

0:06.4

Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.

0:09.8

From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-UI-O-A.com or call.

0:13.9

1-800-D-UI-O-A!

0:16.2

All right, it's time for your phone tab.

0:17.8

And when you're a parent, there's nothing more precious than seeing your child experience life's big milestones.

0:24.1

Oh, really?

0:25.5

Just even saying that makes me happy.

0:27.7

I've got zero milestones for my parents to be proud of you.

0:30.8

It's okay, Jose.

0:32.2

Maybe being on this show.

0:33.3

But there are small moments, like their first word.

0:36.1

Oh, yeah.

0:37.0

Their first tooth. Oh, my daughter got her first wiggly tooth this week. And it's such a big deal in our house right now. Their first middle finger to a stranger. Aw. Did she do that too, bro? Yeah, that was years ago. But the thing is, you want to be there for those moments. And if you're not, it can make you do some weird stuff.

0:55.5

Like, I don't know, calling up a daycare and accusing the staff of trying to take those special moments from you.

1:01.1

Yeah.

1:02.3

That's what kind of happens today.

1:04.5

You'll hear how it goes in your phone tap right now.

1:07.0

It's another phone tap.

1:08.6

And a weekday morning's on the 20s.

1:28.8

Hello? Hi, I'm looking to speak with Ms. Deney. This is Deney. Who is this? My name is Ruth, and you have a kid in your group, Penelope. I'm her aunt. Oh, hi. How are you? How can I help you? Actually, I'm glad you asked me because I'm not good. So yes, you can help me.

1:35.6

Everything okay? I'm calling about the incident that happened last week. I'm sorry. Something with Penelope? Of course with Penelope. Her mom has been in tears since it happened. Since what happened.

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