Phone Tap: Clover Tinder Fail

Brooke and Jeffrey: Phone Taps

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Relationships, Society & Culture, Improv, Comedy

4.7 • 880 Ratings

🗓️ 30 May 2023

⏱️ 5 minutes

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We tried to make today’s Phone Tap victim uncomfortable before a tinder date with “Clover” but Jose got a little thrown off when she got TURNED ON instead..

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0:00.0	1-800 DUI-O-A now offering free remote consultations by phone or video conference for any criminal offense.
0:06.4	Trust Brooke, Jeffrey, and Jose's friends with a free remote consultation.
0:09.8	From Bradley Johnson Lawyers, visit 1-800-D-U-I-O-A.com or call...
0:13.9	1-800-D-UI-O-A!
0:16.2	There is no truer statement in this world than women love a guy with a sexy foreign accent.
0:22.2	Oh, yes.
0:23.2	Okay.
0:23.8	Look, I just said sexy foreign accent
0:27.2	and Alexis basically slipped out of her chair there.
0:30.4	But today's phone tap is great proof of that
0:33.1	because Jose poses as Clover.
0:35.1	Yes.
0:35.8	The ex-British military operative. Wait, that's the sexy accent. Clover's not as his sexy to you? It's not what I was thinking. Because it's me. Because it's me. We get it. His real mission is to mess with a woman saying that he's the guy that she matched on Tinder with. Yes. It's a funny idea in theory, but two problems. one, we discover instead of being weirded out by him, this lady is extremely turned on.
0:59.7	Oh, no.
1:00.8	And second, she doesn't take Clover seriously at all.
1:04.6	No, I honestly almost broke character.
1:06.8	Like, I truly was like, what is going on here?
1:09.0	So it was so weird.
1:10.5	Enjoy our fail in your phone tap.
1:12.4	Yeah, it's a fail.
1:13.4	Right now.
1:14.1	It's another phone tab.
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