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Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 27 April 2020

⏱️ 11 minutes

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Summary

The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn. Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast.

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0:00.0	There it is, sat round doing nothing, that old lump sum.
0:03.6	But what if you could get it moving with a Shawbrook savings account?
0:07.1	Suddenly, it's looking healthier. It finally got off its AER.
0:11.6	So stand up and take notice of our notice accounts, bond with our fixed rate bonds,
0:16.0	or take it easy with easy access.
0:18.2	Safe Smarter, not harder, with Shawbrook.
0:20.9	Spark your interest today at Shawbrook.co.uk.
0:24.3	Shawbrook bank is authorized by the Prudential Regulation Authority
0:27.3	and regulated by the FCA and PLA.
0:57.3	Who's... are you cheating?
0:59.2	Because you're joking off to a different person.
1:01.4	You know what I mean?
1:03.1	Old Sheridan, young Sheridan.
1:04.9	That was...
1:06.8	Where's the most known young Sheridan?
1:08.8	You're born in 64 if you're in Sheridan.
1:11.6	Like, Morgan Freeman?
1:13.6	The closest thing there is is young Sheldon.
1:15.4	Remember all the billboards around town for the show?
1:17.6	I watched that show.
1:18.6	It's the worst thing I've ever seen in my life.
1:20.9	What the f**k?
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