68: Pube Stache

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.8 • 7.3K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast.

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0:00.0	With easy jet flights to Europe from 32.991 way and package holidays from 309 pounds per person,
0:07.0	you're almost there. Waves gently lapping on sparkling sand.
0:11.5	The crunch of a fresh buttery quassant, cappuccino froth brushing your nose.
0:16.5	Wiggling your toes at the edge of the sea.
0:19.0	Book your summer getaway now at easyjet.com. Selected seats fly between 30 of May to 30 of September 23.
0:25.0	Based on two adults for seven nights, atle protected T-Sync's apply.
0:30.0	He told me a zombie who only works with this mouth ain't got that top game stupid.
0:36.0	Dude, honestly, every time I see a cowboy movie and they kick in those two barn doors,
0:42.0	that's the only way I've ever wanted to enter a room.
0:44.0	And I feel like that now because our fucking TikTok is our most followed social media by a landslide.
0:50.0	IG, you're slacking. Twitter, you're slacking. TikTok, fuck you.
0:55.0	We had 204,000 people that follow us on there with over 2.3 million likes on it.
1:02.0	On TikTok. On TikTok. On a podcast.
1:06.0	Podcast. On what? Podcast.
1:09.0	Not a videographer's landslide landscape.
1:13.0	We're all we're doing is just doing what we're doing but cut it down and we're putting horny titles on it.
1:18.0	And then what do people click on it because they're fucking horny?
1:20.0	Everybody's horny. Dude, everybody's horny.
1:22.0	I'ma be honest with you, that last thing we put up or whatever the weeks ago, the horror center one.
1:27.0	Horror center.
1:28.0	I just like, man, when you said that shit, I was like, bro, that is, how do they not have that?
1:35.0	They will. They have to. They will. They have to.
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