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Stiff Socks

67: The British are Cumming

Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios

Stand-up, Comedy

4.87.3K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2020

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast.

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0:00.0

Elevate your summer nights with all the indulgence of the new Magnum double star chaser

0:08.2

with cracking chocolate

0:10.2

popcorn flavor and rich caramel sauce for the night pleasure is always on

0:17.3

Magnum true to pleasure

0:19.9

You back there just Google translate saying again. Yeah, she's like back to like Anna Malokona

0:24.1

Sarah Pina con Nyayse Papi and Mike what are you saying? I don't know what you're saying. Yeah, I do like pop

0:28.5

You like Google translate it damn his dick smells you. Yeah, all right. Do you just order down my nose bitch?

0:36.3

At this point like I said the world is just cockroaches and what's what's the last thing left on earth

0:42.4

Talk roaches twinkies twinkies aren't going anywhere isn't wasn't there a thing where twinkies like you let them sit out long

0:48.4

You have to turn into alcohol is that a real thing dude? What have you heard that? No?

0:51.9

Has anybody heard that Gabe's heard that somebody's heard that hold on you leave a twink out and he just turns into Jack Daniels

0:59.0

Yeah, it's really fun. You just shoot it up like a goger hold on is the middle of the twinkie the twinkies come

1:04.4

It's a new I think

1:06.4

It's a nut but doesn't score it out. I mean it can if you push it

1:10.1

It's a soft swerve. It's one of those nuts when you haven't Jay Odin while yeah, like two weeks

1:15.4

Then it kind of just rolls out see that's how this is that's odd

1:18.4

That's odd because that's odd because if I don't joke off for a while this shit comes out like super sucker

1:23.0

8,000 I think it's one of the other. There's no in between it is really upsetting when you when you're like

1:28.1

Here it comes she's like give it to me and you're just like

1:31.5

You're like come on. It's so amazing. It's like the you're semen got a dead leg and which fell out and it's like

1:37.5

Oh, it's got a Charlie horse

1:39.5

I don't do a lot more damage right there

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