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Hello everybody and welcome to the Bitch Bible podcast.

You know, I just like love connecting with my community and like giving advice and just like

really like talking to you guys, all my fans and my followers and just like really like

bridging the gap and like expanding and like getting to know each other because that's what

this life is about communicating and just like harnessing good vibes only. That's why I've opened my

that's why I have opened up my voicemail, my legs, my heart and my soul so that I can be there

for you and we can be there for each other. So we're going to open up the voicemail box for the

first time in about three and a half years and see what you crazy dumb fucks have to say

for every year girl Jackie. Let's hit the females Tate. This one's a minute long so let's see

what we got. Okay, my sister's also here. I told her not to talk but she really got a taste of

life. I didn't know this is like your personal number. Maybe it's not and you just made it sound

like you were going to call me back. Anyway, I should have something that I'd like to put out there.

It seems like something that probably makes you cringe but it makes me want to cry. I get so

angry when I see it when the groomsmen and the groom have a huddle powwow when the wedding

efficient says do you take this bride yet it it it and he's supposed to say I do and he says

one sec and like runs over to his buddies and gets in the huddle and they like do a little powwow

and I'm like a bit. It makes me shut down emotionally. 100% and I don't know why. No, I get it.

It is the absolute stupidest thing I've ever seen. So dumb. I'm not going to leave my name in

the number because there's literally nothing else to do. Wow, Kurt cool. Bye honey. I totally agree.

I don't like any wedding bits. I don't like when they introduce like the bridal party and it's like

please welcome to the dance floor the maid of honor and the best man and they're doing the maca rena.

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