There’s a Dan Howell lookalike on the loose

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.0 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 40 minutes

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0:30.1	We slept in a wet bed last night. Whoa. And it was Phil's fault. No, it wasn't my fault.
0:35.2	It was completely your fault. It was the fault of science. He had a domestic failure. You're making it sound like I pissed the bed. It's worse. It's fault. No, it wasn't my fault. It was completely your fault. It was the fault of science.
0:39.0	He had a domestic failure.
0:40.7	You're making it sound like I pissed the bed.
0:54.9	It's worse. It's not worse. What could possibly be worse? I'm more upset. Look, I got inspired to wash all of the bed sheets at midnight, right? Do you have nothing but... Okay, firstly, when you were like, emergency, I had to wash the bedding at midnight.
0:57.2	That's making it sound like we'd had an accident. It was not an emergency. My parents are coming, so I was like, I'm gonna wash the spare sheets, hour sheets, put them all in together. Spring cleaning, vibe. And there's something called a quick spin on the dryer. So I was like... Ah, he thought it would be fine with a quick spin. One hour, it'll be done perfect timing. And what did you find an hour later when you opened the dryer? It made it wetter. Why was that an option? Fill it with more water. Because you put 17 tons of fabric in it and it just turned into a sphere of pure liquid. I know. So then we had to wait till two in the morning for the dryer to finish.
1:27.6	I was like, no, beep, beep, beep.
1:28.7	It'll just be a bit longer.
1:29.5	Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.
1:30.7	Don't worry.
1:31.2	And then I'm just trying to find things to do.
1:33.2	I know.
1:33.8	Sat raw dog in my algorithm at 2 a.m. That's bad for my mental health, Phil. We could have watched a film. We could have put Avatar on.
1:40.3	I gave up. I was too tired.
1:42.5	So then Phil said, don't worry, I think it's done now.
1:45.3	Yeah.
1:45.6	I'm just going to make the bed.
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