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HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

How we’d sleep with three in a bed

HARD LAUNCH with Dan and Phil

Studio71

Society & Culture, Comedy

5.02.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2026

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

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0:00.0

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0:30.1

I'm full of adrenaline. I thought Dan died.

0:33.0

This is so overdramatic.

0:34.6

I was sat on my phone scrolling away on the bed when I heard Dan's screaming

0:38.8

from the other room. So, I tried to take my shirt off with only the top button undone,

0:43.9

and I got stuck, and I strained my shoulder. This happens, right? Yeah. But the problem was,

0:49.5

I got so trapped in the shirt that the exact point of excruciating pain, I couldn't move.

0:56.0

And I've got to be honest, I'm not minimizing anybody's suffering top 10 worst moments

1:00.6

of my entire life.

1:02.2

Unbelievable pain.

1:03.7

I'm sat there like this.

1:04.9

And then my arm, I can't move it.

1:06.7

So I'm just trapped going, ah!

1:10.1

Ha!

1:27.8

So you're just... Stuck in a neck twinge. Anyway, I didn't know what was going on. I ran up to the door. I was like, you're okay, you're okay? Door was closed, I hear... Oh, because you just heard screaming. I understand why that would be disturbing. I hear, don't come in! Don't look at me! I was like, what, now I'm more scared. Is there a snake?

1:28.5

Look.

1:29.4

Is there an attacker?

1:32.6

When this happens, you twinge your muscle.

1:36.5

There is nothing you can do about it, but just wait for the pain to disappear.

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