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93X Half-Assed Morning Show

93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Music

4.8 • 942 Ratings

🗓️ 4 March 2025

⏱️ 156 minutes

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Summary

Originally Aired March 4, 2025: KARE 11's Janel Klein. The crazy lady who literally let the dogs out. Everything you wanna know about that strange place you woke up at after drinking.

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0:00.0	Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners.
0:02.1	Seriously, you folks are the best.
0:03.6	We don't tell you that enough, but you are.
0:05.1	And we couldn't do this without you,
0:06.8	and we couldn't have a podcast if we weren't for our friends
0:08.8	at standard heating and air conditioning.
0:10.7	Right now, you can save up to $7,500 on a mini-split ductless system
0:14.3	or a high-efficiency heat pump combo with standard heating and air conditioning.
0:17.9	I know those are some fancy terms, but what it really means is they're going to make sure you're comfortable in your own house.
0:22.9	And get this, they even take care of that rebate paperwork for you.
0:26.0	Visit standardheating.com to lock in your deal and enjoy the show.
0:29.5	And seriously, you guys are the best.
0:30.9	The 93X-Hapass morning show.
0:34.4	903.
0:37.2	Oh, Mardi Gras, oh, Mardi Gras, you see a lot of boobies.
0:43.0	There was some girls up in a balcony.
0:44.6	A chant goes up, show you a...
0:46.1	I join the chant.
0:48.8	Because I support the cause.
0:52.2	The girls show them, we throw up some beads. I figure that's the end of
0:55.9	the transaction. Turns out they reciprocate
0:58.3	with a chance of their own.
	...

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