Meat Sequel
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
93X | Cumulus Media Minneapolis | KXXR-FM
4.7 • 972 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2025
⏱️ 152 minutes
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Summary
Originally Aired March 5, 2025: Your baby daddy's hotter new girlfriend. Where there's a will... there's a way. Everything you wanna know about nightmare in-laws.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, you beautiful podcast listeners. |
| 0:02.1 | Seriously, you folks are the best. |
| 0:03.6 | We don't tell you that enough, but you are. |
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| 0:29.5 | And seriously, you guys are the best. |
| 0:30.9 | The 93X-haffast morning show. |
| 0:34.4 | 903 air. Morning Show. 93. Air. |
| 0:43.7 | Well then. |
| 0:53.5 | Welcome to the hap-happ happiest spot in town, the 93X half-ass morning show. |
| 0:57.4 | Thank you so very much for being all up in this with us you know cubby after all that's been going on around here the last few days the sadness |
| 1:04.5 | the anger i think a good old-fashioned little house on the prairie style killer winter storm is the perfect icing on the feces cake that we've been served here lately |
| 1:14.9 | don't you think that's what they call a white knuckler on the way in oh my god i mean the positives were |
| 1:21.0 | there were nobody on the road when i came in negatives side streets weren't necessarily plowed i don't know |
| 1:26.6 | how dana I mean, |
| 1:28.1 | you've got a sedan. I was thinking it's going to be rough. Even was the parking lot plowed when |
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