Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Baelif Jesse Thorn, where in chambers

this week clearing the docket with me as always. The man, the myth, the legend, the hardest

working man in pod business, Judge John Hodgman. Hi. Jesse, yeah, you do not swear yourself

to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever.

And that's why you are able to get away with such a blatant lie because whereas normally

we are in chambers, a sort of metaphysical VR chambers that has been imagined in the mind

of a man wearing a helmet and his centipede infested basement somewhere. We are in a real

room together at maximum fun headquarters or so you claim. Are you, am I allowed to say

where it is? Yeah, sure. The American cement building at MacArthur Park. Someone left

the cake out in the rain. The good news is Judge Hodgman. Yes. That people can know that

we're in the American cement building, but even if they wanted to like, you know, cause

trouble, mischief, like a light of light a paper bag full of due to on fire on our doorstep,

we recently had someone come to the front door and ask the security guard to doorman.

Right. Hey, where is maximum fun.org and he told them, I don't know. Well, now you know,

the American cement building. So for those of you who are writing the next big home invasion

movie and are willing to go door to door, you know, money sizable building. You ever see

the movie strangers, the strangers. It's one of my number one scary movies. And the sequel

has been a long time coming because I think they don't have a good idea. I think the idea

now is guess what the strangers are invading this time. What's that? Not Scott Speedman's

country house. A wonderful podcast network. We have a docket to clear. No, I just want

to talk to you, my friend. Here's something from Victoria. No, all the justice has been dispensed.

Put it down. Judge, I've been waiting till you hear what this is about. Okay. It's about

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