Marco? Justice!

Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

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4.8 • 7.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 November 2017

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

Nate brings the case against his wife, Pam. They have just bought their first house and Pam wants to have a swimming pool installed. Nate says pools are too expensive and time consuming to maintain. Thank you to Sandra Macke for suggesting this week's title! To suggest a title for a future episode, like Judge John Hodgman on Facebook. We regularly put out a call for submissions.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman Podcast.
0:05.9	I'm Baylor F. Jessie Thorn.
0:07.6	This week, Marco Justice!
0:11.3	Nate brings the case against his wife, Pam.
0:13.9	They've just bought their first house, and Pam wants to have a swimming pool installed.
0:18.1	Nate says pools are too expensive and time-consuming to maintain.
0:22.1	Who's right?
0:23.1	Who's wrong?
0:24.1	Only one man can decide.
0:25.4	Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom and presents an obscure
0:29.9	cultural reference.
0:32.7	Somebody said to me, but the Judge John Hodgman podcast was always so anti-materialistic,
0:37.9	but that's a huge myth.
0:39.4	I mean, Jessie and I literally used to sit down and say, now let's podcast ourselves
0:43.9	up a swimming pool.
0:44.9	Isn't that right, Baylor?
0:46.9	Jesse Thorn?
0:47.9	Sure.
0:48.9	Nate and Pam, please rise and raise your right hands.
0:51.5	Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help you
0:54.9	God or whatever?
0:55.9	I do.
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