Petty Claims Court

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 16 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco. San Bernardino International Airport. When airports smell great. Da-da-da. Right, right, Klein Alley Show. Gaville of Justice has been brought in the studio, which means we're about to meet a couple, a couple that's feuding over something, petty,
0:37.3	and you will help determine who's right and who's wrong.
0:40.0	And hopefully we save this relationship. which means we're about to meet a couple, a couple that's feuding over something, Petty, and you will help determine who's right and who's wrong.
0:40.0	And hopefully we save this relationship,
0:41.7	although we've lost a few.
0:43.2	It's time for Petty Claims Court.
0:44.8	In the legal system, cases are tried from Supreme Court's to small claims court.
0:49.5	But what about stuff that's too small for small claims court?
0:53.1	This is Petty Claims Court.
0:56.5	Ivan has brought his wife to our courtroom.
1:01.2	She does not know why she's here, according to Vanessa.
1:05.4	So let's say hi to Ivan and kick things off.
1:08.7	And they've been married for a bit.
1:10.7	Ivan, good morning. Welcome to K Rock. Hi. Good morning married for a bit. Ivan, good morning.
1:11.6	Welcome to K Rock.
1:12.5	Hi.
1:13.2	Good morning.
1:13.7	Good morning.
1:15.0	What is the issue that you have turned to us to help solve?
1:18.7	Once again, a jury will determine who's right, who's wrong, and the votes will all go through the text line when we tell you 8005201067.
1:26.2	What's up, Ivan?
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