Ally Gets Steamy In Vegas & Klein Boos His Own Kid (FULL SHOW 5/26)

Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 671 Ratings

🗓️ 26 May 2026

⏱️ 126 minutes

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Summary

Ally had a 'hot girl' weekend in Vegas, complete with outfit changes, plunging necklines, bottle service, and an 'ass-only' swimsuit photoshoot. She learned a lot about what it takes to be a 'real' woman while experiencing John Summit at LIV + No Doubt at the Sphere. If you wanna see her She's All That transformation, go to our IG @kleinallyshow. Meanwhile, Klein was on a soccer field rooting against his own kid after her team got into a post-season tournament. Is he a bad parent for rooting against his daughter's ambitions? Graduation speeches are being shared all over social media right now, but could robots do it better? We find out with a round of Man Vs Machine: Graduation. Note: Quoting Gandolf in your speech does not qualify as inspirational. We also learned Jake has never purchased an avocado, everyone's mom wants to f*ck Tom Selleck, and Johnny thinks Neil Armstrong rode Sputnik to get to the moon. In the words of Postmaster Johnny: Take that, Russians!

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know.
0:05.5	You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course you can handle.
0:22.6	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport, when airports smell great.
0:29.2	Da-da-da.
0:30.1	Hey, what's going on, Gran and Ali?
0:32.5	Are you ready?
0:34.5	Hello, Klein and Ali, you little bitch.
0:40.3	Clan and Ali, it's just okay. Just don't like things about you to that.
0:43.3	Good morning, everybody.
0:45.3	Oh, sweet David State, did you see that?
0:48.3	Meet about Clown Allie Show.
0:50.3	Let's get the still shouted.
0:52.3	The show started. The show started.
0:55.3	The show started.
0:57.5	We are live in Los Angeles.
1:00.4	Three, two, one.
1:02.9	And here we go.
1:05.8	It's Clydeley Show. 10.6.7, KROQ FM and H.D. Pasadena.
1:09.1	Los Angeles.
1:09.9	Orange County.
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