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Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 670 Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2026

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

Klein.Ally.Show on KROQ is more than just a "dynamic, irreverent morning radio show that mixes humor, pop culture, and unpredictable conversation with a heavy dose of realness." (but thanks for that quote anyway). Hosted by Klein, Ally, and a cast of weirdos (both on the team and from their audience), the show is known for its raw, offbeat style, offering a mix of sarcastic banter, candid interviews, and an unfiltered take on everything from culture to the chaos of everyday life. With a loyal, engaged fanbase and an addiction for pushing boundaries, the show delivers the perfect blend of humor and insight, all while keeping things fun, fresh, and sometimes a little bit illegal.

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0:00.0	New episode of Klein Alley's show is about to begin, but before that can happen, Allie, let's tell the people what they need to know. You mean about San Bernardino International Airport? Of course, I'm talking about the San Bernardino International Airport. Easy, close, and not LAX. And parking is always just five bucks a day, which means it is El Chippo approved. Fly nonstop to Provo, Utah, for all the ski and snowboarding or wives you can handle.
0:22.7	And of course, you can fly into my hometown of San Francisco.
0:25.5	San Bernardino International Airport.
0:27.4	When airports smell great.
0:30.1	This is the world famous hero.
0:33.9	Yeah, yes, good morning.
0:34.8	Welcome to an extra hour of Klein Alley show.
0:37.3	It's just after 10 o'clock on a Wednesday.
0:39.9	And right now it would be a good time to call us if you would like to win your way in to the In-N-Out Burger Soundspace for Death Cab for Cudy. Tickets are yours. The beginning of every hour starting right now and pretty much heading all day long. And all week, the only way to get in is to win your way in i'm
0:54.7	looking for call it 20 now at 80052017 a lot of people defending it's funny how people attack us
1:01.0	on the go line and then defend us on the goat line and this woman i believe is trying to defend
1:04.5	vanessa but she forgets why i am i'm a long-time listener i love you guys so much and i never
1:09.9	call but i have been to a couple of your guys with hangs whatever i'm a long-time listener. I love you guys to watch, and I never call. But I have been to a couple of viewers' guys with hangs.
1:13.1	Whatever.
1:13.6	I'm a little drunk.
1:15.1	Nice.
1:16.6	But anyway, you'll need to stop making fun of Vanessa.
1:19.5	Because I'm just saying, actually, I forgot what I was saying.
1:24.9	Oh, my God.
1:25.6	I was just listening to one of your guys' podcasts, and I forgot what I was saying. Oh my God. I was just listening to one of your guys podcast, and I forgot I forgot what I was bound about because I got denied. I got denied, and it said, you can't leave a message. And now I don't remember what I was in I was going to defend Vanessa. Oh, no. Oh, no. Well, that's what happened sometimes. You call the goat line and you crumble under pressure.
1:46.9	You know, this podcast does pair nicely with alcohol. Sure does. That's a goat line that's there for you when you need it.
1:52.1	Drunk or sober. The numbers, 8005-20167. I don't think we make fun of Vanessa. We want Vanessa to engage more with us.
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