Peter Kay

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Summary

Jason's with Sally Lindsay this week and here's what went on; 1 - The Moan. Jason went glaming and it wasn't very glam. 2 - The Convoy. Loads of you are on big roadtrips 3 - Paw Patrol. Puppies are running the emergency services in Adventure Bay 4 - Peter Kay! Peter's on the show to talk about "Dance for Life", raising money for Cancer Research UK 5 - Jason's got an album out soon. Who else has unexpectedly released an album? 6 - Memory Menu. Do you trust waiters without a pad? Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy. This is an absolute radio.
0:37.0	absolute radio.
0:40.0	Where real music matters.
0:41.0	Good morning, Jason Manford on absolute radio. I hope you very well this early
0:46.4	Sunday morning. I have Sally Lindsay is my guess this morning.
0:50.9	It's early, is it, mate? It is early, but it'll be fine.
0:54.8	You only think it's a really good idea when you said you want to come on?
0:57.2	I think, yeah, it's pretty nothing, you're phrases, mate.
0:59.2	As the listeners will know, I always ask the question, of the day Wednesday when it seems like a good idea.
1:06.5	I had a good day on Wednesday. Yeah that's what I got you. I've literally got one eye of
1:10.9	makeup on. Well you only need one eye.
1:13.2	It's the beauty of radio.
1:14.7	I've not even got pants on.
1:16.8	I just crack on.
1:17.8	Just get in here.
1:19.1	We're all good.
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