The Salmon Act of 1986

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2017

⏱️ 69 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Danny Mcloughlin joined Jason Manford this week and it was a wild one, from urban myths about not handling salmon in suspicious circumstances all the way to discussing the debate of the century - should salt and vinegar crisps be in a green or blue packet? Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness, that's steamy. Jason, Manford.
0:34.0	Absolute Radio.
0:35.0	We're real music matters.
0:38.0	My guess this morning is Danny McLaughlin.
0:40.0	Good morning.
0:41.0	Hello.
0:42.0	Who's a very funny comedian based up here in the northwest.
0:45.0	We're live out of Manchester this morning.
0:47.0	So if you are up and about, do let us know 81215 on the text.
0:51.0	Or you can give us a call.
0:52.0	O double 30, one, one two three 12-15 if you so desire
0:56.4	Danny's gigging last night and
0:58.4	uh... yeah so worried about missing the show this morning.
1:02.5	It just stayed up all night.
1:04.4	Stayed up all night.
1:05.1	On it.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Absolute Radio, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Absolute Radio and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.