Darts Team Names

The Jason Manford Show

Absolute Radio

Comedy

4.8 • 947 Ratings

🗓️ 6 August 2017

⏱️ 60 minutes

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Summary

Jason's joined by comedian Andy Askins this week. And if you like what you hear, Jason's in Christian O'Connell's hotseat all week, covering the breakfast show. He'll be here Monday to Friday morning when you wake up. But, here's what happened on Sunday: 1 - The Moan. Jason's been on holiday with his mate... and six kids. 2 - Excuses you've made to get something better. Jason played the smallest violin in the world to get his tyres changed quickly only to be trumped by another customer. 3 - Jason's off to Edinburgh to do some shows 4 - Darts Team Names. A darts team is moving pub and need a new name. We try and help. 5 - Phoning it in. Blue Peter badges and veganism. Jason Manford, one of the UK's most loved comedians, is on Absolute Radio every Sunday from 8am. If that sounds a bit early on a Sunday for you, then catch the best bits of Jason's show on this handy podcast.

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0:00.0	Molly's heart raced as she gazed longingly at the steamy sight before her.
0:05.6	Biting her lip with anticipation, she glanced over at the clock.
0:09.2	In a few minutes time she thought things are going to get pretty hot around here.
0:14.0	Unable to wait any longer, she hurriedly unbuttoned the top of her blouse.
0:18.0	To tuck in her napkin, as this steam-fresh creamy pasta was going to be very saucy indeed.
0:24.4	Bud's ice steam fresh, frozen meals steamed in minutes.
0:28.2	Goodness that's steamy.
0:30.0	Hello podcast listeners thank you for listening to the podcast.
0:34.0	Firstly, I hope you've subscribed
0:36.7	so you get the podcast as soon as it goes online.
0:40.8	I presume that's the sort of thing you do.
0:42.2	I don't really know. I only really
0:43.6	listen to ones where like someone's been murdered and then they try to work out who did the
0:49.9	murder. They're the podcast I listen to. Oh and Frank Skinner, I like that one as well.
0:54.0	Anyway, thanks for downloading this podcast.
0:57.0	And the other thing I wanted to tell you about is that I loaded the show on Sunday morning.
1:02.0	This week I'm going to be covering for Christian
1:05.1	O'Connell on the breakfast show so Monday to Friday six till ten if you're on the way
1:09.6	to work or taking the kids anywhere or whatever.
1:12.8	Have a little listen.
1:13.8	Six till 10.
1:14.8	It's me, Steve Edge, every single day.
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