Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. This week, Persona

Non-Carta. Stephen brings the case against his wife, Kerry. Stephen wants to take a family

photo for a Christmas card, but he wants to include a total stranger in the picture and provide

no information or context in the card. Kerry thinks this is a terrible idea. Who's right?

Who's wrong? Only one can decide. Please rise as Judge John Hodgman enters the courtroom

and presents an obscure cultural reference.

Now everybody. Now, it's not over yet. It goes on for all right fine.

No, we did a lot of it. Bale of Jesse Thorn, you may swear to the men.

Stephen and Kerry, please rise and raise your right hands. Do you swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth and nothing but the truth, so help you God or whatever? I do.

I do. Do you swear to abide by Judge John Hodgman's ruling despite the fact that he just performed

over 40 minutes of meows singing? I do. I do. Judge Hodgman, you may proceed.

No, we did that earlier. I think the podcast record.

I think the podcast record. We already did that.

Kerry and Stephen, you may be seated for an immediate summary judgment. One of your

favorite can either of you name the piece of culture that I referenced as I entered this courtroom.

Stephen, why don't we begin with you? Okay. This sounds to me like a commercial from the 90s.

Now I just need to isolate what we're selling. I think like cat food is too obvious.

It's going to be something really obscure.

Because you're thinking, yeah, we know what you're singing. Yeah. Okay. So now I'm going to

switch my answer to super troopers. I think you were closer with commercial from the 90s,

honestly, because this particular tune has been used in a lot of commercials,

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