Welcome back to the basement yard. It's February 29th 8 p.m. 8 30 p.m. Because I'm a fucking piece of shit.

Forgot forgot what day it was. For God that I had to do this. So I'm doing it now.

I don't post them until 9 o'clock anyway, so I'm in the clear. So don't be mad.

But that's not why we're here. Let's talk some shit. Let's talk about life. All right. I'm 24 now. Here we go.

Thank you. Thank you very much. Closer to death. Getting closer to death every day.

Um, that's depressing. Uh, anyway, I am 24 now. Halfway to 48. One fourth dead if I live a long life.

But my birthday was nice. I got a nice cake. It was an ice cream cake. Um, because I refused to eat any other type of cake on my birthday.

Always ice cream cake. The shit had a big Oreo in the middle of it. So I was like, oh, dude, diabetes is gonna be dope after I finish this cake.

Um, the day before my birthday, I went indoor skydiving with my girlfriend and it was fucking, it was nuts, man. It was crazy.

Like it just puts it in perspective. Like, I mean, I was just like floating in this chamber.

Because what it is, what it is is like, you go to this place and in the middle is like this big fucking tube thing.

And, um, there's a jet engine at the bottom and it just blows 150 mile per hour winds at you.

And you float and some guys in there trying to hold on to you trying to make you like not look dumb in there.

I was a little nervous beforehand. And I was afraid that I was gonna like,

like get out there and just pee was just gonna fly out of my suit.

Like out of my pants, out of the bottom of my pants, piss was gonna fly out.

I just flies to the top of this fucking thing. Um, but once I jumped in there, I was totally fine.

But I was a little nervous beforehand. I'll be honest.

But it's a lot of fun, man. I recommend it honestly. It's not that expensive. It's a cool experience.

Um, you know, if you're too much of a bitch to actually do the real thing like I am, then this is a cool thing to do.

Because it's not scary at all.

Um, but they like give you like lessons on what to do and what not to do beforehand.

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