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The Basement Yard

If You Wear A White Coat, You're A Doctor

The Basement Yard

Santagato Studios

Comedy, Improv

4.913.5K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2016

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

I bought a dog, some kid pretended to be a doctor, and other stuff. Please don't read this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome back to the basement yard. It's February 22nd 8 p.m. for what it's worth

0:05.3

I'm starting these a little late, but it's because it had a long day today. I had a long fucking day

0:10.8

I had to film my video for tomorrow

0:13.9

today

0:15.6

Just because I'm just I'm gonna I'm redoing my room

0:19.1

because

0:20.6

I got a dog well that's my early birthday present to myself

0:24.5

I went out and I was like I need a golden doodle and I was on a bunch of sites and I finally found one and I was

0:30.7

No way and it was like too good to be true because

0:33.4

Believe it or not like 150 weeks ago. I went back on my Instagram and looked

0:37.4

I posted a picture of a dog

0:39.4

Of this dog sitting in a passenger seat and I was like it's like a little puppy and I was like I would show

0:44.7

Caption is I would chop my dick off to have this dog and the dog that I bought

0:50.8

Looks like that dog, so it's just interesting. I realized how new york. I sound when I say the word dog

0:57.6

Dog I bought that fucking dog, you know, I was walking my fucking dog and spilled my fucking coffee and

1:03.4

Fucking the dog. I spilt the coffee on the dog. I know I sound very new york. I'm sorry, but anyway

1:10.8

So I had to film that video today and I edited it. I edited it

1:15.4

edited edited I don't fucking know I fucking fixed it so it looks good

1:20.8

um and that'll be up tomorrow night, but

1:24.4

Since I was shooting it I had to move a bunch of furniture

1:28.9

And just my room's a fucking disaster because tomorrow I'm gonna paint the walls because I gotta redo everything

1:34.4

All right, if this dog's coming in here. I can't have it come in. I feel like I'm having a kid. I can't have it come in here

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