Peanut The Squirrel Is Tearing Our Country Apart!

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🗓️ 5 November 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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An Instagram-famous squirrel named Peanut was seized by New York state authorities and became a symbol for the right wing media! ...why? Let's break it down.

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0:00.0	This Saturday, the 15 million pound lotto jackpot must be won.
0:03.5	Or thousands of you will win a share of the prize.
0:06.0	But who will it be?
0:07.0	Maybe someone bowling, like Les, who is pretty sure his lane's wonky.
0:10.4	Or Ellie, who has never bowled at...
0:12.2	Get in Ellie!
0:13.1	Today is your lucky day.
0:14.4	Lotto, will you be next?
0:16.1	Play on app.
0:16.7	The National Lottery.
0:17.5	Account terms, rules and procedures apply.
0:19.0	Players must be 18 or over.
0:23.7	The Bert Show.
0:35.1	In a country that can seem divided at times, leave it to an euthanized squirrel to bring us all together on the internet.
0:36.4	People are upset.
0:39.0	People are really upset about this, man.
0:43.2	Big upset over what happened to Peanut and Fred.
0:43.6	All right.
0:47.5	So let me explain this story because this story, it is so layered.
0:52.3	It's taken on a life of its own after the life of a squirrel has just been taken.
0:56.5	So Mark Longo had a pet squirrel and a pet raccoon.
0:58.5	The pet squirrel's name was Peanut.
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