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All right, Cassie, it's okay to move your kids' birthday because they can't read a calendar yet.

You could tell them that their April birthday is in December and they'd be like, oh, this is the greatest thing.

However, when you're dealing with adults and anniversaries, it's got to be a little different.

I want to make a proposal to my husband, but I want to run it through you guys first to make sure that I'm not totally

out of line of being an a-hole, which has been known to happen, right? I think this is a brilliant

idea, but sometimes I'm a social cue, so let's see. We are entering our busy season for celebrations,

and what I mean by this is every week until the end of

January, we have a family's birthday, birthday, or some other big event or an anniversary or

Thanksgiving, Christmas, what have you. I mean, I'm talking like 15 different things coming up,

starting with today, which is my daughter's birthday happy birthday hazel oh happy birthday

hey thanks she's five today i cannot believe that and she's celebrating with the flu or something yeah yeah

she's got the flu yeah it's hit her pretty hard so poor little kiddo but anyway um and then in five days

it is my wedding anniversary with my husband we did not plan this well you know like they're

back to back so i want to propose to my husband that we move our wedding anniversary to like next

june six months bump at six months because we have nothing going on in the summer there are no

birthdays like in our immediate family it's literally all right now in this stretch through the end of December.

My parents, his sister, his nephew, my sister, like Max, Hazel, like all right now.

And I'm just like, it is too much.

And what happens is our anniversary kind of keeps getting glossed over or we don't really

celebrate it fully because we're like, oh, we got to go all in on Hazel's birthday

and then all in on like my parents' birthdays, which are back-to-back days, which is kind of cool

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