They're talking basketball. They're fucking dumb as shit. They don't know how to basketball.

But they will make dumb as jokes.

Hello everybody and welcome to POD Don't Lie with Sam and Stav. We are here. I'm still basking

in the championship glow. But you know, we got it. We're fucking serious journalists.

Sam, while you bask, we plan the next, the next to make a move this off season,

brother, enjoy the love, enjoy the fun. But hey, I'm like, look, I don't know. I know I have

a, and look, I'm tired of hearing it from you fucking, from you fucking haters online.

And even Sam, you've dipped your little fucking, your little Harry toe in it as well.

And I know you have Harry toes, by the way, I can, I've never seen your feet.

I can, I can, I can sit on that bat with the toes, you know, I, exactly, I could, I could,

in my mind's eye for whatever reason, I see a little, I see a little fucking couple

curly's coming out of your fucking. You'll be awesome when I dip him in your mouth.

You'll be awesome. I will now be second. You're fucking, you're gnarled, uh, thin foot.

I have fucking, I have like those, uh, bare claws too for toenails,

like I could catch a salmon with these motherfuckers. Yeah, you've got like thin,

you've got thin spears with like a, a, a knife edge at the end, whereas I'm, I'm more of a dull,

flat, Fred Flintstone ribeye shaped foot. I'm built, I'm built for fucking, for, for,

I'm a, I'm a good sturdy base. You built for like rock port shoes. Yeah. Oh, absolutely.

Oh, dude, the shoe, it is tough finding a shoe that actually fits me. And what's your

basketball, what's your like ideal basketball player sneaker that has fit you well?

Well, that's the, that's the problem, dude. It's been for like, even growing up, I would get like,

there's your wins. The Ewing's, dude, I suffered a, I suffered an injury in the Ewing's,

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