They're talkin' blasts, get on, they're fuckin' dumb mess shit, they're talkin' blasts, get on, but they will make dumb mess jokes.

Hello, everybody, and welcome toPodDon'tLive with Sam and Stav.

I'm fuckin' comin' to you live from Athens, Greece, you motherfuckers. I don't wanna hear anything about dedication, about being dedicated to the craft.

Cause we're fuckin' here, I'm in my aunt's kitchen. Actually, my cousin, Leonita, Sam, a very colorful character, he kicked his parents out of their apartment.

We live in a, my family has like, in Greece, it's like apartment buildings, and each family has like a floor.

And so my aunt, my aunt's side of the family has the first floor and the third floor, and my side of the family, my dad's side has the second and fourth floor.

Our apartments are completely fucked up, our grandparents who live there, they were both hoarders, and on the fourth floor, my insane grandfather turned it into his purse, that was supposed to be like my family's apartment, but our insane grandfather turned it into like, an exotic bird sanctuary.

Oh my God! He spent all his money on birds, he was literally an insane bird man.

He was like the grossest thing to hoard, too.

Oh, dude, it's unbelievable. And he was the cheapest...

Like disease ridden animals.

Here's the thing, he was so cheap, he never let like, my grandmother like, you know, he would like, be like, all you're using too much electricity, but he like bought his birds like, special vitamins and medicines and like.

So anyway, my cousin Lonita, instead of moving into his own space, into his own place, what he's done is kicked his family out of the nicer apartment and made them live downstairs.

And so I'm coming to you live from my cousins apartment, which he stole from his parents, who now live in a shitty apartment, two floors below us.

I want to see the birds, man.

I want to thank God.

Dude, there was a kid I knew, there was a kid I knew growing up, who like, his mom was the worst hoarder to the point that like...

He was like, you know that one kid was like, he's like, you can't come over, and why not?

And he's like, you can't dude. And we're like, all right. And then he just admitted one day, he's like, there's like dead mice everywhere, I can't have you.

Poor kid.

And yeah, he is, it turned out okay. He's a degenerate gambler with a co-addiction. So it all worked out.

It all worked out in the end.

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