Paula White, Part 2

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🗓️ 26 November 2019

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

In part two of this two-part episode, God and Jesus thoroughly evaluate the history and role of Trump's new spiritual advisor Paula White, who seems to be a televangelist con-artist straight out of 'The Righteous Gemstones.'

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0:00.0	Hello humans I'm God. I'm God.
0:09.0	I'm God. Welcome to The God Show. Please like, comment, and subscribe. Thanks. All right, back to the story, Jesus.
0:17.1	Trump has hired a woman named Paula White. To keep his popularity with the evangelical Christian community. White has been called
0:24.8	Trump's quote personal pastor and spiritual advisor but now she has an official job
0:31.1	working for the Faith and Opportunity Initiative in the administration.
0:35.6	Okay, Richard W. Painter.
0:37.8	Oh, he got a good one here.
0:39.8	Yes, Paula White is one of those people who thinks you can pray the gay away.
0:45.4	Now she thinks she can pray the impeachment away.
0:48.6	Not happening.
0:51.0	Impeachment is for real.
0:53.0	Donald Trump is going down.
0:55.0	O snap.
0:58.0	Oh snap.
0:59.0	Painter bring into wood like always.
1:01.0	Speaking of wood, Sarah Wood says,
1:03.4	Paula White is a self-proclaimed preacher
1:05.4	who has been married three times,
1:07.2	filed for bankruptcy,
1:08.9	and preaches this prosperity gospel,
1:10.9	which isn't Christianity. She's a scam artist who shelters money in a church. Of course Trump
1:19.2	run around. She's the female version of himself. Skaving!
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