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The God Pod

Paula White, Part 1

The God Pod

God

Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.71.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 November 2019

⏱️ 9 minutes

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Summary

In part one of this two-part episode, God and Jesus thoroughly evaluate the history and role of Trump's new spiritual advisor Paula White, who seems to be a televangelist con-artist straight out of 'The Righteous Gemstones.'



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0:00.0

Hello humans I'm God. I'm God.

0:09.0

I'm God. Welcome to The God Show.

0:13.0

Please like, comment, and subscribe.

0:15.1

Thanks.

0:15.7

Okay, Jesus, let's see what's in the Me Damn news this week. Well, Trump has a new spiritual advisor.

0:26.7

Did you hear about that?

0:27.9

Yes, I did hear about that.

0:29.7

And you know what?

0:30.8

What?

0:31.8

I'm pissed. Why does it bother you? Why does it bother me?

0:36.7

Um, read the fucking story, Jesus. So Donald Trump's ratings amongst most demographics are in the toilet and if you don't believe the data, believe how frequently he gets booed in public places.

0:48.6

Those have been funny to watch recently.

0:50.4

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh, can we talk about that for a second? Yeah, he's like running everywhere to find a place that won't boo him. He went to that baseball game the World Series game sorry I had to follow human sports. I had my biggest tweet of all time I got like 80,000 likes

1:08.0

I tweeted out I was like Trump went to the world Series and got booed. Trump went to a UFC fight and got booed.

1:20.0

Trump went to a UFC fight and got booed.

1:22.8

Trump went to Kentucky and the next day they elected a Democratic governor.

1:33.0

Hey!

1:34.0

I've been against Trump this whole time, and it's starting to pay off.

1:39.0

People are starting to realize, this guy, he's kind of crazy, because God God told me it's not that you know I've read his

1:46.5

tweets every day and just realizes it on my own so he's getting booed everywhere and isn't that nice to see it is nice to see all right back to the story Jesus

1:56.5

but one place where he still isn't getting booed is in the evangelical Christian community

2:02.6

possibly because they've been conditioned to giving all their money

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