A Very Jesus Thanksgiving!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

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🗓️ 28 November 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi humans welcome to the God show it's
0:06.8	Hi humans welcome to the God show
0:10.4	it's Thanksgiving happy Thanksgiving to the Americans and to everyone else happy normal day.
0:18.0	Hey Jesus, happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving. Happy Thanksgiving to you too.
0:23.0	Hey, thanks.
0:24.0	You know, I mean, we're not Americans
0:26.4	because we're celestial beings.
0:29.1	But we do pay a lot of attention to this America,
0:32.4	don't we, the United States? We do, we do pay a lot of attention to this America don't we the United States we do we do and
0:35.4	Thanksgiving in America has become I think respected around the world everybody looks at
0:41.1	America and is like well look at those people over
0:44.0	there celebrating gathering with their families and eating a lot of food
0:48.4	stuffing their faces yes as Americans usually do What's more American than that, right?
0:54.0	Nothing.
0:55.0	Hey, they should call it obesity giving.
0:58.0	So, you know, we spend a lot of time talking about the United States
1:01.0	because they spend a lot of time talking about us they do and and they put a lot of
1:06.8	Horrible words into my mouth and they they turned they turned you into a right wing maniac
1:15.0	Man, man can we not think about that over Thanksgiving? Oh, you're right, you know what? It's Thanksgiving.
1:17.0	It's Thanksgiving, it's time to have fun.
1:20.0	No politics at the Thanksgiving dinner table or on the Thanksgiving the God show podcast.
1:26.8	Family members try and then...
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