God And Jesus Review Kanye's New Album "Jesus Is King"

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🗓️ 12 November 2019

⏱️ 37 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi humans welcome to the God show.
0:05.0	Hi, Jesus.
0:09.5	Hey God. Boy, there sure are a lot of televangelists, con artists, righteous gemstone, motherfuggers,
0:16.4	using your name to get wealthy these days, huh Jesus?
0:20.0	Yes, there are.
0:21.6	So how do you feel about that, Jesus?
0:23.4	I don't feel great about it, to be honest.
0:26.9	I wish they would ask me permission first before using my name and profiting off of it.
0:31.8	Yeah. You know about that. It's bull crap. With that in mind, let's see what's in the me damn news. What do we got this week, Jesus? Someone's using my name again.
0:41.0	Kanye West. This time he dropped a new album titled Jesus is King, which is very
0:47.0	flattering but again ask me before you just do it.
0:50.0	Right, right.
0:51.0	It seems flattering, but you know Kanye he's he's using this to make money right and
0:57.6	so it's flattering until I realize I don't get a cut of it yeah where's your cut of the money and and if Jesus is king why does the album suck so hard?
1:09.3	See and that's a hard pill to swallow. Yeah. Because if it's gonna to have my name on it, I want it to be really good.
1:16.0	And here's Kagnay screwing me over.
1:18.0	Yeah, yeah, like are you going to sue for copyright infringement?
1:21.5	I think I am. If this album was better I think I would have.
1:25.2	This hurts my reputation. Better, I mean, I think every song on this album is on, is in the
1:31.8	top 100 Billboard charts right now.
1:34.0	Well yeah because he's Kanye.
1:36.0	I guess. I mean I think there are still some pretty fat beats.
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