Oh, welcome to improv for you is with Matt Vesser, that's me folks, it's the live VPN.

Let's get a sweep of the room, give it off me, yeah there they are, they're my guests,

say hello guys, there we are, Brandon Johnson, Lauren Lapkas, Paul Rush, John Gamberling,

thanks guys for joining me, good to be here, we love it, great to be here, sorry, congratulations

to you, congratulations, yeah, somebody wasn't playing around when they was doing it, you

know, they would mess in a row, oh my gosh, you're close up on that, a little baby, so nice

man, congrats, I had a baby, that's right, that's right, this is your first post, post

first show, it is, I'm wondering what I should say about it, were you present, we'll handle

that, were you present, were you in the room, yes, what kind of man, yeah I can't even understand

those times, like, but it's not like the man really does anything, can I ask, did you drive

to the hospital, did you do that whole situation, all right, let's see what we're going to

talk about, I don't want to weep, I love it, I'm glad the camera's not on the video,

I've known you for a long time, you can't do it in front of me, let me remind you that

you live in Asshole, that's wrong, so yeah, how much this time I want to talk about, yes,

it happened in the middle of the night, 3 a.m., drive to the hospital, that's the best time

for it to happen as far as I'm concerned, I did not want to do the rush hour traffic, that

was my nightmare, because we had to drive over the hill, that was my fucking nightmare, that's

what's going to happen to us, going to be rush hour, but it was a Sunday at 3 a.m., it

couldn't have been more on Sunday, you didn't even have to worry about, like, interrupting

Carson daily, technically Sunday, you were in Asshole, yes, you're right, it was Sunday

3 a.m., and folks, stay tuned, John Gimbeling's getting all riled up to debate today, everyone

right now, get on Twitter, because we need people to tune in for this, it's not going

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