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improv4humans with Matt Besser

Eugene Cordero, Pamela Murphy, Billy Merritt

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2013

⏱️ 93 minutes

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Summary

I Pet A Tiger! - Step into the chamber with Eugene Cordero, Pamela Murphy, and Billy Merritt on today’s improv4humans! They’ll run into a couple of citizens of Google town, bring back stoning, and create a makeover show like you’ve never seen before. Wowza! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual , Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com , and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com !

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0:00.0

And they gave that back to Charlotte. Yeah, that's a cool. That's a perfect mascot. Hornets. Yeah, that is a mean

0:09.7

species

0:11.7

palikins

0:14.4

Like you say pelicans are for kids. Yeah, it sounds like pelicans are dangerous. You ever approach a pelican? Yes

0:20.9

Oh, thank you. I will say oh great. You have to approach them

0:25.7

Tiger's in hornets. They approach you. Yeah, those are

0:32.0

Pelicans they give you that stare on the dock that kind of creeps you out. I will say

0:37.6

There was a moment we were in South Carolina for that

0:42.2

South Carolina

0:45.2

Was it pickle a festival? Yeah, and Trish and I were both down there and we were swimming in that ocean and a

0:50.8

bunch of pelicans started diving and we got really close to the point where I took Trish and I

0:55.8

grabbed her and I pushed her towards

0:59.0

That's another moment where I realized how selfish I am

1:02.8

You pushed her towards them. That is a joke

1:06.3

Not as a joke. It was like literally my instincts where I go

1:10.3

And

1:14.0

I thought you meant as a joke as an instinct of survival. You pushed your wife

1:20.8

Run of you into danger. I'm surprised that I that doesn't seem like something you would do

1:26.8

Well, I don't think I don't think I was cut to marriage therapy right now

1:30.6

I don't think I was thinking and what were you thinking when you pushed you with your hand?

1:35.5

Well, the first thing that I thought was um

1:39.4

I'm in danger. Why are you laughing right now? Like is it this as serious? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's great. Go ahead

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