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🗓️ 2 March 2016
⏱️ 97 minutes
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0:39.4 | Welcome to Improv for Hughes and Matt Bester. That's me. This is Improv for humans. |
0:45.7 | No shape shifting and mattresses allowed to date. Three of the humans in myself will be |
0:51.0 | improvising over suggestions given me. On Twitter at Matt Bester, guys, I actually |
0:56.2 | use your suggestions. You know that. You can go to the message boards, drop a YouTube video to play |
1:01.4 | on here. Create some news. Create a news story. Go out there and create some news. And I'll read |
1:08.5 | your story from the news. We have some of the best improvises in the world here. Drew Tarver. |
1:15.4 | PFT. He doesn't. I don't even say his full name. He's the JFK of podcasting. It's an insult to say his |
1:23.9 | full name. Just three fucking letters. Tim Bolts is new to me though. We just met today. You're from |
1:31.1 | Chicago. Yeah. I've lived here for two years though. Well, sorry. We haven't crossed paths, but |
1:39.5 | here we go. This is our path crossing right here because you guys are on the show. |
1:44.4 | Bajillion dollar properties. Yes. Yes. Because it's not just Bajillions or that'd be mixed up with |
1:51.6 | billions. A lot of parallels though. Yeah. Maybe a crossover episode if anyone knows what our show |
1:59.6 | is in the future. That would be great. What would that be? What would it be called the Bajillions? |
2:06.1 | Bajillion. Bajillion Ilians. Yes. Right? Add a BA in front of billions and then an Ilians on the end. |
2:13.9 | Yeah. To get both names in there. Okay. Yeah. Bajillion's ends. Bajillion Ilians. Yeah. Which I think |
2:20.1 | would just be a long single wide shot of you and Paul Giamatti having lunch. Paul and Paul. |
2:28.3 | Comparing Beards. Oh my God. The two Grace Paul's and showbiz. I would say no. Paul Rubens. |
2:34.5 | Gotta give him that. Just living people. Can we count Paul in? Oh my God. I'd loved |
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