Live with Wild Horses at UCB Sunset

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 February 2016

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

DARBA (Live with Wild Horses at UCB Sunset) - The Wild Horses (Lauren Lapkus, Stephanie Allynne, Mary Holland and Erin Whitehead) join Matt Besser for a live episode at UCB Sunset. Their scenes include Mary being diagnosed with emailitis and a new gardener learning to adjust to the top donator's abrasive fetish. Later, a Crap on YouTube and interview with a former Uber driver inspire a scene about annoying passengers who actually know how to avoid all traffic. Lastly, the Wild Horses become the country's top secret agents. Sign up for Seeso.com to watch Besser’s new stand-up special “Besser Breaks the Record” and “The UCB Show,” which were filmed live in UCBLA.

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0:00.0	Welcome to Improved 4 Humans. Live at the UCB Theatre.
0:07.0	Lars Angeles.
0:11.0	Welcome to Improved 4 Humans.
0:13.0	The map is better than me.
0:16.0	Keep it going for the Wild.
0:19.0	The horses bring them out.
0:22.0	That's Lauren Labquez.
0:24.0	Aaron Whitehead. Stephanie Allen.
0:27.0	Mary Holland.
0:33.0	Yeah. Welcome everybody.
0:37.0	Welcome humans. Thank you for being here.
0:40.0	I want to dive into this on a couple of topics that I already had in my mind.
0:46.0	I like what we were talking about right before we came out here. Can we continue that?
0:50.0	Yeah, let's do that.
0:51.0	Accidentally, on either side of this, you either text or email someone about someone in like a gossipy way.
1:02.0	And then you realize you've just emailed that person or text that person you're talking about.
1:07.0	Has anyone here done that or had that done what happened, ma'am?
1:11.0	Well, I have to pretend like you're wrong.
1:17.0	You did it to this woman right here.
1:24.0	Do you remember that I tried to fix it?
1:27.0	Well, I tried to fix it and say that I was...
1:31.0	Backed up. What did you say?
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