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improv4humans with Matt Besser

The Green Crew: John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri, Anthony Atamanuik

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 March 2016

⏱️ 98 minutes

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Summary

The Green Crew - John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri and Anthony Atamanuik join Matt Besser to take classes at a famous prank theater on this week's improv4humans. Donald Trump tries to be nice, and a couple ruins a film shoot with their constant scatting. Sign up for Seeso.com to watch Besser’s new stand-up special “Besser Breaks the Record” and “The UCB Show,” which were filmed live in UCBLA.

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0:00.0

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0:37.2

Oh, welcome to Improper Humans with Matt Besser. That's me back for part two.

0:47.0

The green team. Anthony, why are you guys the green team? You start using the green crew.

0:52.7

Now is this you three or my part of that or is this a thing that's gone back years? You're an

0:58.0

honorary member. Really? Yes. Now explain what the green crew is. Now I just have to with we,

1:03.6

the environment. It's definitely weed. We would smoke together. The green crew is us hanging out

1:11.3

in Brooklyn and wearing green shirts going out to lunch. We did this like twice.

1:19.1

We did it one time inadvertently. The other time was. We wore green shirts by accident.

1:24.5

All more green shirts, right? And then we were really high on the sidewalk and went,

1:28.0

yes, we're the green crew man. That was really like a euphoric moment between the three of us.

1:34.1

Anthony was teaching improv class later that day and he called and made a call. I think you lied,

1:39.3

right? Yeah. Call up and lied and cancel that. You were too high. You're too happy. I was both

1:46.3

too high and too happy. You wanted to keep it going. We had just eaten like monster cupcakes.

1:53.7

You're talking like this is a shroom trip rather than being high. We played this game. Have you ever

2:00.4

played the weed game, Zonk? No. Oh my god. It's like a crazy dice game that I learned in college.

2:06.4

And basically it's, yes, you, it's, it is, it is actually fun, but you get very stupid. You play

2:14.3

for bong hits. And if you roll a certain, um, you know, like a mount on the dice, you like,

2:21.0

you get to add it up and then each thousand points you get, you get like a bong hit and then you get

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