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Patreon Teaser: The Truth Behind the Kristen / Stassi / Katie Fallout

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 24 February 2026

ā±ļø 8 minutes

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Summary

We try to crack the code on why Katie and Stassi hate Kristen so much this season. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.2

Then they go, what about Kristen?

0:08.6

Can you believe that she thinks Bo should be her friend and not me and she's overstepping her boundaries?

0:17.0

And I already forgave her for sleeping with Jacks in season two of Vanderpump Rules.

0:23.3

And I was just like, okay, we're definitely having to reiterate again why you guys are so mean to Kristen.

0:29.7

And you never were able to properly sell it in the actual edit that we saw.

0:35.0

I googled this.

0:37.2

I've been doing a lot of Googling and like,

0:38.9

emailing. I'm like, kind of like, I'm like, who do I think I am in Swordfish? Do you remember Hugh Jackman when he's cracking codes? I'm like, I was, I'm like, I was, I'm like, I'm like, hackers. I'm like, 40 years old and I'm like, should I start hacking? You should use our, we got that

0:53.8

what's it called

0:54.8

the like pro Google

0:56.0

pro account or whatever

0:57.7

you can do all hacking. You should use our, we got that, what's it called, the like pro Google pro

0:56.8

account or whatever. You can do all kinds of crazy shit on there. I'm like, I'm, I'm cross-referencing

1:02.1

that with my sources to make sure that it's going to be up to speed with the kind of cracking and

1:06.6

hacking I do. But I, that's a good, that's a good option for sort of a different level than I am.

1:12.7

But I, they said, this is what they really said. And I think you're going to have your

1:18.2

mind blown, Amy, personally. They said that on season seven of the reunion, Kristen said to

1:24.7

remind her how bad Carter was so that she could break up with him and never

1:31.7

look back and really fight for it because it was horrible. And they hear horrible stories about

1:36.5

how Carter talks to her. You know, stuff that you probably don't want to be privy to in a relationship.

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