Okay, let's get started.

Just raise your glasses.

Just raise your glasses high.

This one's weird all time.

Well, Dorinda Medley was pulling a full-blown roof man at Bloomingdale's this weekend,

apparently living at the store for a few days, buying a bunch of clothes for her upcoming appearance

on Ease the Golden Life. Page 6 reported that she was pulling off clothes from all of the mannequins

saying, I love Sandro and I love Eitro over and over again. One Bloomingdale's employee said

we keep adding Eitro clothes back on the mannequins, and within seconds, Dorenda is pulling them off to buy them. Dorenda confirmed the shopping spree by saying, I've been purchasing things up a storm, and I still hear the thunder. Amy, if you had to pull a roofman at a store overnight, what would it be? This is tripping me out because literally 24 hours ago, I went to Nordstrom with my mom.

And we went shopping first.

And then we went to like the rest of the mall.

And then we came back like an hour later and ate at Nordstrom.

And we ran into the woman, the sales associate who helped us at Nordstrom originally after we ate. And she was like, y'all are still here. And the woman was like, she was like, yeah, she was like, I'm still here too because I'm closing. And she goes, my mom was like, you can put on pajamas and stay here. And we got on the escalator. My mom said she could do a roof man.

Really? I'm not kidding. No way. I was like, you saw roof man. Oh my God. She did?

Holy shit. Oh, I was like, why do they call him roof man? She was like, because he broke into McDonald's through the roof. Yeah, and I have only seen the trailer. And it's Shannon Tatum living above the employee's heads.

And they go, like somebody's coughing up there and somebody's like, you know, trying on all the clothes, I guess, while we're gone or whatever.

But it's the exact same scenario that you're talking about here.

What are the odds that a Roofman Nordstrom joke would be made two days in a row to me?

I really can't even believe the synchronicity of this.

So, yeah, well, you said that right before.

And I was like, holy shit, that ties in directly to this news of Dorinda Medley sleeping overnight at the Bloomingdale's for three days.

That is so fun.

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