Patreon Teaser: James and Max's Fight at Dan Tana's Over Split Salad
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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata
4.7 ⢠601 Ratings
šļø 6 April 2026
ā±ļø 7 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | James, this was a Lisa ambush. |
| 0:03.6 | Yeah. |
| 0:03.7 | He had no idea that Lisa was checking Max's phone or that Max sent these. |
| 0:08.0 | He's like, imagine this is like that fear that you have when you fight with your friends in high school. |
| 0:14.0 | And then you like have to go to their house and then the parents know exactly what you did to them or whatever. |
| 0:19.3 | Like I don't know if you ever had a fight rise to the occasion, but one time I poured chocolate milk all over one of my best friends. |
| 0:24.5 | And then I had to go to their house in the afternoon. The mom was like, what the fuck were you? |
| 0:28.6 | She didn't say that. She's like, why would you ever pour chocolate milk all over my son? And I was like, I'm sorry, we were fighting. But it gets to such a high level. But this is like, you know, this is at a different stage of life that he's having to deal with this yeah he compares it to the principal's office um |
| 0:37.9 | uh he says that later when he gets summoned to villa rosa um and so after she reads the text he goes |
| 0:43.1 | that's horrible terrible he's like we just had a huge blowout. |
| 0:49.6 | Yeah, he goes, that was just a big blowout. |
| 0:54.5 | And then no AI could have written this next scene. |
| 0:57.4 | It's going into the AI, whatever. |
| 1:03.1 | How does AI suck stuff up? |
| 1:05.6 | It's just like constantly scouring information or like sourcing information, but you could |
| 1:07.5 | have never predicted what James was going to say next. We will detail it here now. You stop me if I |
| 1:12.5 | forget anything. James and Max wanted to go to Dantan as a place that they love and go very often. |
| 1:17.8 | That's what they said. You can walk there from Vanderbump Row. It's right there. |
| 1:25.0 | I really want to go to Dan Tannas. We've talked about it before. Remember when Dan Tanna passed away? Yeah. Just recently, I was really sad. They went in. I guess James was hopped up. We have to say this, hopped up on pre-workout pill. They go in and James says, I want to split a salad. |
| 1:28.1 | And Max Goode. we have to say this hopped up on pre-workout pill they go in and james says i want to split a salad |
| 1:47.8 | and max goes do you know what the fuck you just did they're going to add ten dollars to the bill |
| 1:47.2 | if you split it and james goes we'll call the waitress back then please if you're so upset i'll tell |
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