This one's for you tonight.

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Just raise your glasses high.

Just once we...

Turtle time.

Well, Tom Sandoval treated me like a goddamned fool.

That's right. Tom Sandoval played one like a goddamn fool. That's right.

Tom Sandoval played one of the biggest April Fool's jokes of the century, and I got duped, hook, line, and sinker.

Amy, did you see the April Fool's joke that has been keeping people tickled for days?

I saw it like 24 hours later, and I was just like, huh? And I was like, oh. And like,

you do not have enough goodwill and no one is in the mood for April Fool's this year,

just always playing the wrong card. I think you're, that's what I said too. After I stopped

laughing and showing everyone in my house and laughing and saying, you know, what a fool I was.

I, yeah, I said, you know, what are you doing?

You know, this is odd.

But it did make me think that maybe quite possibly he was like, you know, Jeremiah, Alex Baskin, is it like testing the waters? Like, hey, I know this is a perfect April Fool's prank, but also do you like the idea of me face it in front of a camera on the Valley, potentially? You know, do you know what I mean? Like, yeah, he's like, I'm running out of B-tier shows. Please, can you guys offer me a new angle?

Yeah, and I thought it was interesting because it came after we were talking about how to fix the Valley. Remember two or three episodes ago? We kind of said a controversial take or I did. And I said, like, what if Tom Sandoval and Victoria Lee Robinson were on the Valley? And then all of a sudden, he's like, damn, he's like, runway loaded. I'm going to pop this thing and see into the universe and see how the, how the, how people respond. You know what's that called? Bate?

Yeah, testing the waters.

But now that I have watched the new valley, I kind of wish he was there, frankly.

Me too. Me too. I got to say we were talking about Summer House, you know, in light of this big news. Like, it was a little, you know, it's already lackluster

no matter what, because all we want to talk about is like the biggest news of the day.

The valley really got overshadowed by this and it didn't rise to the occasion, I'll say,

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