Carl's a Mess and Kyle Is Stressed (Summer House S10 E10, RHORI S1 E2, and RHOA S17 E1 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 8 April 2026

⏱️ 125 minutes

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Summary

On today's episode of Turtle Time - "Carl's A Mess and Kyle is Stressed" - we begin by talking about all of the latest updates from The Batula-Wilson Betrayal and many, many other things that are newsworthy. (00:00 - 31:20) And then we dedicate all of our energy to talking about this week's episode of Summer House - season 10, episode 10 - "The One Where Kyle Has a Little More Going On Than You Would Think" - and recap every single moment in it. (31:30) And then we give RHORI season 1, episode 2 a little pop in. (01:28:25) And then finally, we give the season 17 premiere of RHOA a little pop in as well. (01:42:55) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠⁠⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠⁠⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. Riley also had a Diet Coke this episode, but normally he has better takes than this. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on ⁠⁠YouTube⁠⁠. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Now, are all the traitors present?
0:02.5	Let's get started, shall we?
0:04.5	From rags to riches.
0:05.8	I'm so sick of this.
0:07.0	Working like a dog and being treated worse.
0:09.1	Yorkshire to New York.
0:10.7	Poor climbers, you and me.
0:12.4	A life dedicated to revenge.
0:14.4	Let's make this an occasion to remember.
0:16.5	A woman of substance on Channel 4.
0:19.2	Stream now.
0:25.3	Okay, let's get started.
0:32.7	Just raise your glasses high.
0:34.1	This once we... Turtile time.
0:37.3	Lindsay and Carl are back together again?
0:40.8	For an Uber Eats ad.
0:43.1	That's right, Lindsay and Carl have forgiven each other forever,
0:46.2	and they are co-stars in a new food delivery ad that is making Summerhouse fans
0:50.6	getting a much-needed laugh in the midst of this horrible scandal.
0:54.2	The only thing missing from this ad is Don Draper looking down on them from heaven,
0:58.3	giving everyone a huge thumbs up.
1:00.7	Amy, from a marketing perspective, this is pure gold, right?
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