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Patreon Teaser: A Hypothetical WWHL Bartender Experience (Vanderpump Rules S6 E21 Recap)

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Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 601 Ratings

šŸ—“ļø 24 May 2025

ā±ļø 6 minutes

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Amy and Riley discuss how they would flop like fishes if they were WWHL bartenders. If you enjoyed this teaser, join the Turtle Time Patreon and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear the full episode and access exclusive bonus content! We'll be recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠TikTok⁠ or ⁠Instagram⁠. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.1

Did we talk about, remember when West was on Watch What Happens Last Week, his white

0:11.0

boar friends were the bartenders.

0:14.4

We didn't, I don't think we got into it.

0:18.0

Andy was like, what has been your favorite show to like recap on the whiteboard or that you learned about or whatever? And one of them was like, he's like, obviously Vanderpump rules. And he went, Nicolane. And I was like, that's a fun. I was like a little jealous. I was like, that would be like a dumb like poll I would make so that Andy knows that you're real, you know? Yeah, that is so fun. So the, the whiteboard boys said Nick Elaine. Yeah, he was like, Nick Lane. And Andy was like, ha ha ha ha. Oh my God, wow, making Andy laugh. I know. It's like, fuck. God. Do we get to go? If we were bartenders, God, imagine how bad, like, I know that I would flop so hard. He was like, I heard you guys like Vanderpump Rules. You have a recap. Who's your favorite character? And I'd be like, oh, shit. Fuck, he'd be like, bleeping out. I'd be like, Beverly Hills, she, she, she. Yeah, he was like that. Who do you think, Andy? Beverly Hills, she, she, she. Kevin Lee, he'd be like, uh, he's like, we don't respect Kevin Lee around here anymore. He all of a sudden, he's taken a fence. He's like, oh. And then like the audience booze at us. They cut us from the ultimate broadcast.

1:30.4

There's just no bar. And then like the audience booze at us. They cut us from the ultimate broadcast.

1:32.2

And there's just no bartenders.

1:36.7

It like blinks and there's no one there.

1:41.1

Yeah, like, yeah, for some reason we cursed.

1:43.4

Yeah, we cursed too much for some reason even though.

1:44.4

Anyway, okay. Okay. And then Tom goes, Lisa, curse too much for some reason, even though. Anyway, okay.

1:50.0

Okay. And then Tom goes, Lisa, if that blew your fucking mind, that shot, let me blow your mind more.

1:55.7

Look at these uniforms that Wesley and Adam are wearing. This shirt doesn't need ironing. This vest,

2:02.9

it needs a little bit of ironing. But ultimately, this is a good outfit. And can you believe this pin that you could put on it? He was like, forget about screen printing. The pin is the hot new thing. Yeah, and Lisa goes,

2:10.7

you know what? This guy, Sandoval considers himself some sort of satorial officiantado, but guess what?

2:18.3

It fucking worked this time.

2:19.8

I love those outfits.

2:21.7

She keeps being like, oh my God.

2:24.7

Like, when you're right, you're right.

2:26.4

This is amazing.

2:28.2

What do they wear now?

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