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Sunday in the Park with Jax (The Valley S2 E7 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

Tv & Film

4.7601 Ratings

🗓️ 28 May 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Amy and Riley discuss Brittany Cartwright casually dating someone, Carl Radke talking about dating Salley or Venita from Southern Charm, the Chrisley Family Pardons, Charlie Zakkour from Next-Gen NYC seeing his Crypto friend get arrested, a recap of Phaedra's return on RHOA, as well as other news items. (00:00 - 29:10) We then discuss the latest episode of The Valley (season 2, episode 7) - "Jason's Ring". (29:10) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. RIVERSIDE AI SUMMARY: In this lively conversation, hosts Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata discuss a range of topics from Emmanuel Macron's lighthearted dismissal of a controversial incident with his wife to Brittany Cartwright's new romantic interest. They delve into the complexities of Bravo relationships, the shocking details of a crypto crime in NYC, the Chrisleys' controversial return to the spotlight, and the disturbing story of Ruby Franke's parenting. The conversation wraps up with reflections on the current state of reality TV and the absence of gatekeepers in the industry. In this episode, Riley and Amy discuss various topics ranging from the dynamics of butlers, casting news for upcoming shows, and the mysteries surrounding relationships in 'The Valley'. They delve into the implications of actions taken by characters, particularly focusing on the return of Phaedra in 'Atlanta' and the ongoing narrative of Dark Side Danny. The conversation also touches on the significance of wedding rings and the humorous yet serious undertones of their discussions about relationships and personal dynamics. In this segment of the conversation, the hosts delve into the complexities of interpersonal relationships within a reality TV context. They discuss the hypocrisy of Jason's actions, Danny's accountability, and Jesse's troubling background. The conversation shifts to Brittany's shark-themed party, highlighting her enthusiasm and party planning skills. The hosts also touch on Danny's struggles with alcohol perception and Kristen's gossip, which leads to unexpected consequences. Finally, they explore Jason's heartfelt apology to Danny, showcasing a moment of reconciliation amidst the drama. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of relationships, particularly focusing on past confrontations and the impact of rumors. They discuss the editing choices in reality TV that shape narratives and how these choices can lead to misunderstandings among friends. The conversation shifts to Jax's legal troubles and the fallout from his actions, highlighting the consequences that ripple through his relationships. As they explore the dynamics of trust and communication, the hosts anticipate future conflicts arising from unresolved issues, setting the stage for more drama in upcoming episodes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This one's for you tonight.

0:04.3

Okay, let's get started.

0:06.1

Well, I've heard of a French kiss, but a French slap?

0:09.8

Yes, and you'll have to pardon my French, as I report on the President of France,

0:13.8

Emmanuel Macron, unfortunately getting hit by his wife, Bridget, right before he got off a plane in Vietnam.

0:22.9

Macron says this is just French horseplay and nothing to worry about, but if that's the case, I think this horse needs to

0:27.9

learn that sometimes the carrot is better than the stick. Now here's Amy with more news.

0:34.4

Now that was a Turtle Time exclusive.

0:42.3

Wow. Did he really say it was just horseplay?

0:48.4

He said, yeah, he said, he says, I don't get what the big deal is. I'm not saying his exact words. I couldn't, I had to read from his translation, but he said, this is just French horseplay,

0:53.7

something of which you would

0:54.6

know nothing about. And he goes, I don't know how this turned into be international news. So he's

0:59.7

putting it off. And actually, I got to say, you know, there's a lot of different things to think about

1:04.6

in terms of this story. And I don't want us to think for one second more about it. But a body language

1:09.7

expert did say that that looked like French

1:12.2

horseplay. I saw a side-by-side pick on like Twitter or something where it compared them getting

1:19.6

off the plane to the image of Beyonce and Jay-Z and Solange coming out of the elevator after the

1:26.3

Met Gala. like what really happened in

1:28.5

their vibes?

1:30.1

Oh, yeah.

1:31.4

Oh, I think you're totally right.

1:32.9

That brings to mind that as well.

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