What Would Lexi Wood Do? (Summer House S9 E15 Recap)

Turtle Time

Riley Hamilton and Amy Scarlata

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4.7 • 601 Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2025

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Amy and Riley discuss Erika Jayne and Jesse Solomon having sex right after the NBC Upfronts, Dolores Catania moving to Rhode Island ASAP, and Janet Caperna's major mistake. (00:00 - 26:50) We then discuss the unremarkable season 9 finale of Summer House - "Summer House of Horrors". (26:50) If you enjoyed this episode and need more Turtle Time in your life, join the ⁠Turtle Time Patreon⁠ and become a Villa Rosa VIP to hear exclusive bonus content! We're recapping the Vanderpump Rules series from the beginning each week and uncovering all of its secrets. And if you need even more Turtle Time in your life, follow us on ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠ or ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠. And please, if you want to watch some of the fun things we do, subscribe on YouTube. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	This one's for you tonight.
0:04.4	Okay, let's get started.
0:06.3	Cupid, oh Cupid.
0:08.2	Did thou send thy swiftest arrow toward Jesse Solomon and Erica Jane?
0:12.8	Yes, you just heard me correctly.
0:14.8	Cupid might have been buzzing around the NBC up fronts,
0:18.5	because Turtle Time has exclusively learned from page six that maybe
0:22.0	Jesse Solomon and Erica Jane made love in the Big Apple.
0:26.0	But whatever you do, don't picture it because Amy and I have more news to talk about with you
0:30.5	and we don't want you to be horny during it.
0:46.8	Yeah. I saw this headline like 40 times today, and I never looked a step further.
0:48.5	Were they on together?
0:50.1	I don't know.
0:51.2	I don't know.
0:52.6	I don't know anything about this. This, this, you got, we peek behind the curtain. Amy and I just got hit like a Cupid's arrow with this news. I don't know. I don't know anything about this. This, this, you got, we get peek behind the curtain. Amy and I just got hit like a Cupid's arrow with this news. I don't know anything about it. Where did it come from? Who said it? One source said it. Apparently they were in, you know, the up fronts. Everyone had up front fever. They were in the big apple. Erica was probably like, I love the Big Apple.
1:12.4	She's like, because she's from Beverly Hills, but she was probably like, the Big Apple,
1:17.0	you know, because she was on Broadway in the Big Apple, right? It's true. So she was probably like,
1:21.5	oh, the Broadway and like I love being back here. And then Jesse's like, well, this is my town,
1:28.7	the Big Apple. So maybe like they met, they were sexually attracted to each other. It could have happened. And then
1:34.1	page six, the only reason I even think for a second that it could have happened is that page six
1:38.5	reported it. That's a source that I find to be pretty reputable. It's giving Luanne and Joe Bradley.
1:45.8	Totally.
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