Patreon Special: Spring Break Baby
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 12 March 2026
⏱️ 42 minutes
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Summary
Wayne and Josh are celebrating Spring Break and REALLY living it up (R&R with people we love, taking the kids to Disney, going to Italy, etc., etc.).
Episode 367 airs next Thursday! In the meantime, please enjoy these off-the-air rants that the gang records throughout the year in preparation for vacations.
Topics include:
UFC's discipline vs. Wayne's discipline, brutal Maine winters vs. insane Florida summers, lawn care competitions, taxidermying Sarah's immortal dog, Forever Love Dolls & AI dating (PG-13).
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the Union: Florida.
To learn more about the show, visit our website:
www.fmofm.com
For tons of bonus content:
patreon.com/fmofmpodcast
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.6 | Way down upon the Swanee River, |
| 0:09.9 | far, far away. |
| 0:13.8 | That's where my heart is yearning ever, |
| 0:17.7 | where the old folks stay. |
| 0:22.1 | Patreon. Hey. Hey, Patreon. Listen up. Patreon. Patreon. What's already old ghost day Patreon Hey |
| 0:22.3 | Hey Patreon |
| 0:23.5 | Listen up |
| 0:24.2 | Patreon |
| 0:24.6 | Listen up |
| 0:25.4 | Use your ears |
| 0:26.1 | What's the movie? |
| 0:27.7 | No movie this week |
| 0:28.9 | What's the funny videos? |
| 0:30.5 | No funny videos this week |
| 0:31.6 | We just want to talk to you all |
| 0:33.5 | We just want to have a seat |
| 0:35.5 | Where are you at right now |
| 0:36.6 | Have a seat If you're driving now? Have a seat. Yes. If you're driving, stand up. Have a smoke? Yeah, pull the smoke. We have with some serious topics. We're concerned. We're concerned friends. Right. Because the ice fest is happening, apparently, across the U.S. In multiple ways. You guys seen this? You guys heard about this? Because the snowstorm. Yes. Because it's a snowstorm. And I knew it was tough for you guys. Southerners. Tropicals. Right. Tropa pals. That's our new. That's our new podcast. Did you see like the map of the weather where like there there was a little line of like a hot wave around Florida? Hell yeah. Snow wasn't coming down. That's from my undercarriage. Well, I wanted to say this. Even though it's going to be cold next week, it might snow in central Florida next week. Well, I didn't want to steal Josh's, I didn't want to steal Josh's glory about. because they are struggling up there in the snow, but I mean, we had to go outside this morning and it was 51 degrees. And I feel like that's unfair. God bless. No, that is unfair. It's, it's, it's the weird degrees, too, where like businesses and people don't know whether to turn the AC on inside. It's a great point. You know what I mean? Yeah. So it's all, because you got messal memory. |
| 1:44.8 | Right. |
| 1:45.1 | And I always, |
| 1:45.4 | you turn the AC on. |
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