Episode 366 - Snow White and the Secret Service
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2026
⏱️ 54 minutes
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Summary
A direct sequel to Episode 365.
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines, unpack CIA secrets provided by John Kiriakou in a brand new "Jesse's Tech Corner" segment, and read through session three of the script from the 90s classic "Point Break."
Headlines include:
Florida Man gets arrested for bringing cocaine to Disney World, Circle K manager steals 30,000 dollars in lottery tickets, Florida Man gets pulled over for impersonating a cop three different times, Florida woman gets arrested for going 110+ mph to pick up Little Caesars.
On Mic: Jesse Nieman, Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Luke West, Emily Grabill
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.6 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.7 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:21.7 | Disney World kicked out a father, a dad whose children were present because his wallet was too fat. |
| 0:30.6 | Okay? |
| 0:31.5 | His wallet was too fat. |
| 0:33.3 | So they kicked out a loving father from Disney World. |
| 0:36.9 | Now, just your gut reaction, both of you. How do you feel about that? Would they not want to let him in if his wallet's too fat? Whoa, it's not fat with money. Okay. Is he not going to spend more there? All right. All right. Well, the guy, so. No, every time he opens it up, just like stuff flies everywhere. Yeah. |
| 0:54.3 | It's creating a distraction. |
| 0:55.5 | Bullion. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, confetti. Receipts and stuff. Okay, so this man, he goes to the first line. They have their ticket. They scan it, no big deal. The second line is a security line where you do your, um, you put your thumbprint and they let you in finally. Yeah. And at that point, they asked him to put his belongings into a basket to go through the metal detector. |
| 1:14.6 | And they said, Put your thumbprint and they let you in finally. Yeah. And at that point, they asked him to put his belongings into a basket to go through the metal detector. |
| 1:14.6 | And they said his wallet was too fat. |
| 1:16.7 | Now, the guy was offended because it was right in front of his daughter and he said, look, you know, I feel like this isn't fair. |
| 1:24.2 | They said, sir, we believe your wallet is stuff full of cocaine. He said, I've only been doing |
| 1:30.9 | it for a month. Now, I just want to, I want to just make it. Wrong answer. Yeah. Now, I do want to |
| 1:40.9 | defend the dad a little bit. Now, let's say you're new to Coke and, and look we don't... And you think the only place you can keep it is your wallet. Right. Well, and I want to put this out there. I want to put this out there. I don't... I've been drug free since 93. Dare program worked on me. Wow, keep going. Keep rhyming. Yeah. And, but let's ask she, how do you, how do you play, Emily about this? |
| 2:05.9 | What about me? |
| 2:06.8 | Oh, there it is. |
| 2:07.8 | Oh, wow. |
| 2:08.7 | Well, let us see. |
| 2:12.1 | Now, wow. |
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