Episode 367 - Dolphin Kidnapping, Real Irish Secrets, and the Oscars
Florida Men on Florida Man
Wayne McCarty
4.9 • 783 Ratings
🗓️ 18 March 2026
⏱️ 72 minutes
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Summary
Did a dolphin really kidnap a Florida Man and force him to build an underground city?
On this episode, Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty discuss your favorite Florida Man headlines, debate the validity of ancient Irish phrases, recap the Oscars, and read through the next portion of the script from the hit '90s classic Point Break.
Headlines include:
Florida Man gets kidnapped by a dolphin and forced to build an underwater city (hoax), Florida Man hides gun beneath prosthetic breasts, Florida Man misses Valentine's Day because he was stuck in quicksand.
On Mic: Josh Mills, Wayne McCarty, Luke West
Each week, the Florida Men on Florida Man podcast blends comedy with the fascinating legends, lore, and history of the wildest state in the Union: Florida.
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| 0:00.0 | Recorded in front of a live studio audience. |
| 0:05.9 | Way down upon the Swanee River, far, far away. |
| 0:13.8 | That's where my heart is yearning never, home where the old folks stay. |
| 0:25.4 | Welcome to Florida men on Florida Man with Josh Mills and Wayne McCarty. |
| 0:36.5 | The podcast where Floridians discuss the legends and lore and crazy stories that always seem to take place in Florida. |
| 0:39.2 | Welcome back, Josh. |
| 0:43.3 | Juicy, it is time. |
| 0:45.9 | So we have taken a break. |
| 0:46.4 | Come on. |
| 0:47.2 | For two weeks. |
| 0:49.4 | Probably our longest break. |
| 0:51.2 | And that's going to surprise people. Like you did this show seven years and the longest break is two weeks. |
| 0:54.8 | Well, Josh texted me and said, we got a Sabbath. |
| 0:57.3 | We need a Sabbath, brother, he said to me. |
| 0:59.4 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.1 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.6 | Like I had to, what's the opposite of prey? |
| 1:06.1 | Let's see here. |
| 1:07.6 | I don't know. |
| 1:08.7 | It's such a part of my DNA. I'll tell you what, man, I missed it because of the first week, it was like, yeah, we need the time off. And then... Yeah, dude. The second week, though, bro? And then it was like, am I even alive? What's my purpose, right? Because it's like, on the second week, I was like, I miss our fans. I miss my friends, |
| 1:28.3 | dude, |
| 1:28.4 | that we do the show with. |
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