One more drink. One more drink. You know in the morning for sure we go stink. One more round. One more round.

It's five o'clock and you're pricks. The barkeep round. This is what we do. Catch up for a few.

We'll riff and talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two. Talk some shit and then we'll sleep till two.

Hey, here we are on the Patreon, the real fans, the real listeners, the real drugs.

So funny. We're just talking about shitty roommates. I remember I had a guy when I was super young.

He was like, he was so angry. He was like the angry dude who just he was in a relationship with this girl and you can just tell that she was right.

You know what I mean? Like, he was so shitty that I'm just like, oh, she's, this is your fault.

Right. Well, he would just, I remember he'd scream at her like seven a.m. like you fucking bitch. Oh, yeah. Well balls in your court.

Oh, God, what is that? No one whoever says balls in your court is ever right. No, no, yeah. That's bad news.

And does he think that's going to win her over or like what's the, what's he just had anger problems? He was again.

Another fucker. Yeah. God damn. Those people need a hug. That's all they just can't control it. Yeah, man. Shit.

Um, that's a peeve. Yeah, I had a roommate in college. He was, and look, I'm no, uh, entrepreneur or, or David Goggins over here.

But this guy was the laziest motherfucker on the planet. Like every, every slack off he could do, he would pull it off. Like if he had work at 6 p.m.

He would wake up at 554, put clothes on and go. Like he would push it so to the limit of doing his little work as possible. I mean, it was pretty impressive.

Yeah, at a certain point you do admire that person for like surviving.

Yes. Yes. Sleep all day. He would just wake up to eat because he would sleep so long he actually needed nourishment to live.

And then he would eat and go back to bed and then drink it drunk every night. Do a bunch of drugs and then go to work one day a week or whatever it was.

He would pay kids to do his homework. I mean, it was, it was fucking sad.

Man, that's fucking rough.

Yeah, it was crazy. But fuck guy.

Yeah. What, let me read some peeves from you guys.

Yeah, yeah. Peeves.

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